This is the Michael Jordan of books. Adam CarollaCompletely and totally unwittingly, Paul Koehorst and Jacob Lentz have written perhaps the most important new business book since Who Moved My Cheese? Jim Cramer, Mad Money with Jim CramerLike em, hate em or simply too busy to deal with em, youre going to end up face to face with em in the elevator, at the water cooler and around every cubicle: friendly, talkative coworkers. Ignore them and theyll think youre conceited and make your job miserable. Talk to them and youll waste valuable time or even worseend up in a burdensome friendship.The ultimate business book parody, Theres No I in Office provides a solution to this conundrum of office politics so brilliant that its just stupid enough to actually work. Packed with meaningless things to say in any work situation, these 4293 clever little phrases will amuse your coworkers without starting a real conversation. Its your ticket to becoming a beloved stranger to everyone in the office.