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‘He looks exactly like me. Bang tidy book, I’ve not read it, but it had some nice pictures in it’ – Keith Lemon

‘I didn’t like it. There was bear-ly anything in it about me’ – The Bear

‘A beautiful book about a beautiful man’ – Paddy McGuinness

‘Ooh, he’s actually quite lovely in real life isn’t he. Cos I don’t know if I like the Lemon fella. I think he’s disgusting’ – Myrtle Holden

‘I would like to have a signed copy, thank you please. I will eat my dinner off it.’ – Avid Merrion

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